So I'm taking a brief break from my long morning of playing Assassin's Creed to complain about the water. Evidently it's highly toxic, but only if you fall into it from great heights. At first I thought it was just the rivers and canals and such that are to be avoided, but I jumped off a rooftop, aiming for the ivy-covered safety of a garden trellis, but as I am not good with judging distances, I fell short and hard, into a fountain. And drowned.
In a fountain.
A six-inch deep fountain.
I am going to attribute this simply to a glitch in the game and go back to my stupid canal jumping, chasing after those stupid flags. And yes, I'm having a horrible time of it.
But I still love it.
